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Ready to read how absolutely lame I am???
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
-I know this may sound shallow, but I am going to be honest here. Looks are very important to me. If I don't find the guy attractive, I won't even think twice about dating him. Even if he is a great guy. I apologize if that offends you, but thats the truth.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
-5% of the time. Maybe.
3. Are you a virgin?
-I STILL GOT MY V CARD
4. Are you in a relationship?
-With my bed, yes.
5. Are you in love?
-Never have been, probably never will be.
6. Are you single this year?
-This year and the past 19 years of my life!
7. Can you commit to one person?
-I can't commit to anyone.
8. Describe your crush
-I don't have one
9. Describe your perfect mate
-tall, skinny, nice abs, tattoos, hilarious, shy and reserved but open with friends, nice to his family, poetic/musical, artistic, gentleman, a good potential father, defined jawbone, awesome hair, gauges are nice.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
-At the moment, getting married is one of the last things I would want to do. But maybe one day.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
-I forgive, but I'll never forget.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
-Not. At. All.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
-Just one. FOR NOW.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
-Ew no. So repulsive. When I see other people kiss in public I want to die.
20. Do you shower every day?
-Nope. What's the point if I don't leave me house?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
-I doubt it
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
-I would absolutely, positively, NEVER cheat on a spouse. Only shit heads do that. And I am not a shit head.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
No. Please no.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
-Besides my parents, no.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
-If they did it is unbeknownst to me.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
-You can't be cheated on when you've never dated anyone
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
-Once again, I am not a shit head.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
-No way. I would change my nose. I think it's to big.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
-Not in a relationship sense.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
-Probs. I am oblivious.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
-NO I STILL HAVE MY V CARD
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
-I SAID I STILL HAVE MY V CARD
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
-lawlzzz. When I was in first grade I would attack this boy and kiss him. He was in like 5th grade...
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
-Yeah.... Worst decision EVER.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
-I don't think so...
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
-Yeah. I guess.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
-LIGHTS. I WANT LIGHTS BUT I CANT HAVE HER
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
-FOR THE LAST TIME I SAID I STILL HAVE MY GOSH DARN FREAKING V CARD.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
-I wouldn't know. What is kiss?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
-Zero years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds, milliseconds, ect ect...
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
-Aint nobody got time fo dat.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
I give up...
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
-whatever. It never would have worked between us anyway.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
-PEOPLE ARE STUPID
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
-If I had a first true love...
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- I would do absolutely everything for everyone in my life. I would give my life for the people around me.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
-Yes. Because they were complete dumb-asses. Trying to help them was like trying to tell a wall to paint itself. Not gonna happen.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
-I don't forget people.
55. Share a relationship story.
-So there was this guy. We will call him Shit. Shit liked me and I liked Shit. Shit said he didn't want to date because God didn't want him to. Shit played with my heart and my emotions. Shit never did end up asking me out. Then Shit went and started dating my best friend. Then Shit started being a little bitch to my best friend. Then my best friend went crawling back to his arms. I told Shit I never wanted to see him or speak to him ever again. My best friend no longer talks to me, so I guess you could call her an old friend.
56. State 8 facts about your body
-I'm tall. My boobs are small. My nose is large. My lips are thin. My mid section is wider than any other part on my body (which I hate with a freaking passion. It's not because I'm fat, it's because my bones stick out that far), I have small ear lobes (which sucks for gauging), I have man hands, my feet are huge. Like my dick. Lol just kidding, I don't have a dick.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
-FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED ME OUT SHIT HEAD. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY EX SO WHY AM I EVEN REFERRING TO YOU RIGHT NOW?
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
-When I start to have a panic attack (because I can't handle relationships) tell me to get the fuck over it because there is nothing actually wrong, give me neck rubs, don't kiss me or touch me in sexual ways (ew gross), love Jesus, talk about MLP.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
-I don't officially have any partners.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
-Either their hair or what they are wearing.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
-Play video games with me.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
-Sticking the penis into the vagina, mouth or hand. Or sticking the fingers in the vagina. Or touching the penis/vagina. Anything that has to do with a penis and vagina being touched.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
-committing adultery, biotch.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
-What's foreplay? Is that like when you turn on the game system and the remote control and wait for the video game to start?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
-I don't know! Turning on my PS3 isn't exactly fun.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
-Play video games together, watch MLP and eat ice cream
68. What is your sexual orientation?
-Straight. Mostly asexual. Kinda gay.
69. What turns you off?
-Douche bags. And not actual douche bags, but guys who are douche bags. So basically jocks that only care about sex and treat the rest of us like peasants. Fuck you. Do you even lift?
70. What turns you on?
-TATTOOOOOOOSSS and skinny guys with nice hair. And LIGHTS VALERIE ANNE POXLEITNER BOKAN.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
-I don't know. What do people usually say when they are having sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Rub my back. IT HURTS.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
-Every part of the mans clothed body.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
-Nothing. Everybody hates me.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
-If he's a freshman and high school and you're a senior, no. Just no. After high school I don't really think it matters. Unless it's a relationship like Hugh Hefner and his many lovers.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
-I just vacuumed the house today!
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
-I was totes jealous of this guy the other day because he had ice cream and I wanted ice cream but had no money.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
-I told my grandparents that tonight when I was leaving their house.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
-LIGHTS VALERIE ANNE POXLEITNER, Kristen Stewart (duh), my friend Dan (he is an attractive manly beast), Austin Carlile, Tegan and Sara (they count as one person in this case), and Daniel Williams.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
-Apparently this kid named Chris Cornell. I don't remember this, but apparently I kissed him when we were in line to go out for recess in kindergarten.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
-Many reasons. I'll give you two. He was a bitch. I had a nervous breakdown because I literally cannot handle relationships.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
-Nope. I don't know who they really are...
When I was little I always wished that my leg...
This was all because I watched that episode of Rocket Power when that chick is really good at snowboarding and they find out she has a prosthetic leg. I was a weird child. And I am still so weird. If both of my legs were cut off, I would get special pogo stick legs so I could just bounce everywhere. How bad ass would that be!? So bad ass. Or I would get super mechanical looking prosthetics so I...